New Partnership with McDonalds!
Stopped and frisked for “no reason” by the NYPD? Now you’ve REALLY got nothing to complain about!
In Europe, People Drink at Lunch All the Time
Some people are upset about our lunch break at La Parilla, but just last year we received this 4 out of 5 star review on yelp for saving a dog.
Look, this is a joke, and frankly, we’d like to arrest this female for not getting it. FUCK YEAH NYPD.
The FBI made fun of our terror investigation when we had an informant smoke pot with a mentally unstable lone wolf who had recently tried to circumcise himself, but they had to apologize.
Hey, we have protests too. This one is about how we don’t think cops should be prosecuted for corruption.
We’ve been having some problems with females over at the 103rd precinct. Don’t worry about it.
Some of us had fun at the West Indian Day Parade, but others express mixed feelings on Facebook.
